Sometimes littles create the best words.
Raw toast is my favorite…
Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.
Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.
Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.
SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS
sext: take my glasses and put them down in a safe place before we start making out
have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"
"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"
attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand