have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"
"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"
attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand
there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart
my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”
I’m nearly a 20 year old man
I gave in
her name is stephanie
one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will